Friday, April 18, 2014

4/18/14

Try as he might, Doctor Colonna couldn't obtain a proper heartbeat from Private Buttram and finally had to mark it down as irregular.
Having already missed both the Patti Page and the Four Freshman concerts, Gloria was determined to make it to see Conway Twitty, even if she didn't have a ticket and might have to risk jail time in order to do it!
Barbara had been through the wringer, in and out of treatment centers from coast-to-coast and just simply could not get the monkey off her back...
After giving it three separate tries, each one worse than the previous, Raymond decided that he simply could not stand the new drinking fountain that his parents had put out back and from now on, he'd just come inside for a quick sip of Kool-Aid whenever he got thirsty.
The bowl of rawhide chips was ready, every sleeping bag had a squeaky toy in it and fresh water bowls were on hand in the kitchen.  Chester was at last ready for his first Pantzripp Obedience School sleep-over.
Unable to get even an ounce of peace in the living room, Esmerelda took to the back yard in order to practice her gypsy fertility dance for the upcoming Elks Lodge Champagne and Hard Salami Officers Meeting.

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