Monday, January 27, 2014

1/27/14

At first, Sidney was horribly disappointed in the housewarming present (a sofa bed) his buddies had chipped in for... until he opened it up and out rolled Dorothea!
In order for romance novelist Dianne Copper to honestly depict the wealthy, glamorous subjects of her books, she felt the need to doll up in white gloves and a mink halter dress each morning before sitting down to type.
Since their birth, Grandma Stone had stressed to the children the importance of good manners and decorum, such as sitting with one's legs together rather than apart.  Sadly, only Fred ever benefitted from these lessons, never Sharon...
It wasn't enough to have Paul die of an incurable disease, but now Liz had fallen up the stairs and ruptured her liver, killing her.  At this rate, Bernice wasn't sure she was going to be able to tune in any further to the continuing story of "As the World Turns."
Sandra was proud of her body and felt that her purple bikini showed it off to great advantage.  It was the rest of the family's problem that they all preferred to pile onto another bench rather than sit by her...
Sick to death of cleaning sand out from between his toes after long walks on the beach with Tori, Stanley finally came up with an effective preventive measure...

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