Monday, January 20, 2014

1/20/14

Mary Alice's favorite holiday was Valentine's Day, because in the mining town of Chiselton, North Carolina, there was a 4 to 1 ratio of men to women and she knew she'd have suitors falling all over themselves to win her affection on the big, romantic occasion.
Rita's parents told her she could invite anyone she wanted to her late-June birthday bash, so she took them at their word and hosted the entire badminton team!
Sassafras had a feeling her ears were going to be cold tonight while her mistress was out on the town, but it was Midge's turn to wear the wig and there was really nothing to be done about it...  
As the procession of well-wishers wove their way past Jeannie and Glenn, they became more and more aware of how big a mistake it was to have left the boot & shoe scraper at home during their pastoral outdoor wedding...
So long as Fern insisted on serving sauerkraut without so much as a hint of sausage or kielbasa mixed in, Chipper wasn't having it, no matter how much she begged and persisted.
Alvy liked his little cabana all right at Whispering Palms resort along Delray Beach (though the chairs could have been a tad sturdier), but what on earth was it going to take to get his Mai Tai before he dehydrated?!

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