Thursday, March 5, 2020

3/5/20

Since he was four years old, Manuel had been asking Santa for a new pony for Christmas and, not one to give up easily, kept at it for decades...
Everything at Mel and Danica's wedding went off without a hitch until it was discovered that the wreath on the bottom-front tier of their wedding cake had bits of poison ivy accidentally woven through it!
Tired to death of walking from his nest to the river every morning, once he had a little coin in his pocket, Donald Duck took to hiring a driver to get him back and forth five days a week. He still waddled there himself on the weekends...

3 comments:

BrianB said...

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that Manuel gets his pony but I'm afraid that as long as he maintains that soft, supple behind Santa is going to keep holding out for another Christmas visit on his lap.

BrianB

Poseidon3 said...

Yes, I think this is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving...! Ha ha!

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

I's assuming Manuel is also having an affair with Ramona, the longshoreman's wife a couple of postings below.