Angelique hadn't had the slightest bit of luck finding the right mutt on the street, so she eventually turned to the doggie dating service Grrrr Expectations, being careful to wear her best bows for the profile portrait...
Heinrich was elated to land a job as 4th assistant lifeguard at Der Spritzen Community Pool, but until he got his first paycheck, he didn't have enough money to buy flip-flops...
Shanna was under the mistaken impression that her fulsome supply of Stroh's beer and Husmann potato chips was what made her backyard pool such a hot spot for the local guys when, in actuality, it was her sturdy chaise lounge that really did the trick!
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I believe Shanna fronts a B52s cover band.
And, like the songs, Heinrich's front should be covered, too...never to be seen again, if I have anything to say about it!
Shanna would surely be a hit. I take it you won't be making a splash at Heinrich's pool this summer?? LOL
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