Wednesday, July 23, 2014

7/23/14

Melanie Crookbang thought she was smart to multi-task by having Alexander fed at the same time he was receiving a haircut... until he later coughed up a hairball and she realized that Similac wasn't all he'd been swallowing during the appointment.
The other girls could have Marmaduke, Family Circle and all the rest of the comics on the funny pages. Helen, always a progressive-minded gal, invariably headed right to the Business and Finance section of The Cashton Wisconsin Trumpet.
And so Mrs. Badinage found out the hard way what a mistake it was to give Anna Sue a fresh apple fritter in the kitchen when Champer and Spike had not yet been let outside...
Saturday, in anticipation of some hot dates, was always "haircut day" for Charlie, Len and Reno, chief hands at The Ben Dover Ranch. This time, though, they looked and felt so good about their new cuts that they opted to forgo their night on the town and head right back to the bunk house!
Bert didn't mind at all that his parents liked to stage a little photo shoot like this after his morning bath, but with the outdoor temperature a crisp 44 degrees, he couldn't help but wish that one of them would reach over and turn the radiator on!
An otherwise happy Halloween was spoiled for all time when Jeff and Janice went to pose next to their Uncle Irving's Jack O'Lantern... and it threatened them!

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