7/16/14

His parents felt that it somehow made it easier on little Phillipe to have his iron mask fitted with bunny ears. That way people might be less threatened and more inclined to wave at him as they strolled by his window every day.

Kung Tao Win learned the hard way that too much driving in a convertible eventually caused his beard to grow off to one side, so for the next several months he would keep the top up unless he was on a road where the top speed was 25 mph. 

Millard was so militant when it came to being on time that he showed up in The Gruens' back yard and began to play The Wedding March on his accordion even though no guests were even seated yet! This was because the bride Cecilia had locked herself in the guest bathroom due to a case of the jitters and was threatening not to be wed that day at all!

While Jimmy and Curt wished they'd never even brought baby brother Paul with them to visit Santa, Santa was wondering how he was going to clean off his knee before the next child arrived as well as whether Mrs. Claus had anything at home that might get a brown stain out of his suit!

April was in a frantic rush to get ready after Ted's call for a date and worried that two hours was never going to be enough time to get her hair properly jacked up for the evening.

Fewer people than one might think objected to Ned's swimming in only his Munsingwear jockey shorts. The chief complaint was that this was not even his own pool, but Chuck and Irma Danskin's two blocks down the street!