Monday, December 16, 2013

12/16/13

And, thus, Abigail lost her job as night watchman at the Pinkerton household when she failed to live up to her promise of waiting up and catching Santa in the act of dropping off all their presents...
Everything about Christmas went right for Renate except for the one green-wrapped present someone sent that completely went against the color scheme she'd devised (and explicitly emphasized in her red, black, gold and purple holiday cards!)  It was all smiles for this picture, but that gift was donated to charity immediately after.
Having been berated time and again by Mister Schitz for roller-skating in his driveway, Karina decided to help fertilize his garden in her own special way...
Laugh if you must, but Larry the Lariat was one of the old west's most feared villains.  True, he didn't carry a gun, but if you happened to knock over his sarsaparilla, chances were you would be slapped to death!
Pee Wee Charmin, one of the little league's most efficient running backs liked to play things cool and dispense with unnecessary trappings like pants and cleats, which only weighed him down as he fought towards the goal line.
Though dinner was to be served in just thirty minutes, Neva, after having traipsed around Puerto Vallarta all day in her new shoes, instead preferred to lie back and enjoy both Cosmopolitan and a Cosmopolitan!

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