10/30/13

Special Halloween Edition!

It came as a great shock and disappointment to Clayton when he found out that the Elmwood City Council had just released an edict that no one over the age of 20 would be permitted to trick or treat this year.

And the winner of the costume contest at Island of Dr. Moreau Middle School was Solomon (fourth from the left), who most convincingly dressed up as a real-life human boy.

With Trick or Treat scheduled in just fifteen minutes, Abe was pressed to get the Nyquil-spiked witches brew ready in time for the parade of costumed doorbell-ringers.

Always a rebel, Anita dated a Native American in spite of her father's bigotry, but even she didn't expect Dancing Deer to show up to the gala in an outfit this skimpy!

Yes, it raised eyebrows when Margaret and Edgar moved into Cherry Blossom, but their infectious personalities soon made people forget the way Margaret kept ripping the seams out of dresses she was trying on at The Pink Poodle and Edgar always refused a cigar during Thursday night poker.

Until record producers got ahold of them and made them over with great success, Sonny and Cher were in danger of becoming just another failed statistic in the music industry.

Little Marvin stunned everyone with his circus act that produced a real life bunny rabbit during one of the tricks, but even he couldn't do anything to help The Henderson's home decor...

Sacagawea enjoyed living in New Rochelle okay, but was confounded when the local grocer refused to carry pickled deer hooves or beaver nuggets.

It aggravated Reggie to no end that, even when she was done up this way, he STILL couldn't convince Jody to give him a kiss...

Contrary to what everyone believed, it was not the height differential that brought an end to Dorothy and the Tin Man's relationship.  It was her dismay at his continual cries for an oil can during many of their more intimate moments together...