Thursday, August 22, 2019

8/22/19

Afhedra loved dancing down at The Crimson Dragon because the smoke-filled dance floor helped obscure some of the stretch marks that little Paulo left!
It wasn't just that Wanda's Warriors consisted of some of Coshocton's best female bowlers. They also owned five of the best and most expertly-polished balls in the state!
Farnham didn't only pass down the fine art of fishing to his son Ed and grandson Billy. He also took pains to build their confidence in hat selection...

6 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Polished balls or not, these gals are definitely queens of the drab. The one on the far left is at least making a bit of an effort by mixing her colors, but she's no shutterbug's dream. Perhaps if they started dressing a little more like Afhedra, they might actually score more than just a 185 average between the five of them. As far as I'm concerned, the women of Wanda's Warriors are nothing but gutter-ball gals!

Poseidon3 said...

I'm screaming about the "gutter gals!" Hilarious....!

BrianB said...

"Dick Hoovers Lanes"! That's what they called the old dirt road that ran out in the woods, where you'd find used rubbers and panties every Sunday morning! No wonder their balls are so polished!

My oldest sister took bowling as an intramural sport in high school and all the teams had names. Jennie's team was, you guessed it, The Gutter Gals! It's right there in the senior year book!

BrianB

Poseidon3 said...

BrianB... HYSTERICAL! I love nostalgic old tales like these...

Shawny said...

I think Farnham switched hats with Billy. Ed fits his cap. And at least one of those gutter gals isnt interested in polished balls...

Poseidon3 said...

You may be on to something, Shawny. There could be some lesbonic stirrings amongst the gang!