Wednesday, August 26, 2015

8/26/15

All of The Kriepmores believed that Lila would be thrilled to meet Santa Claus in person and couldn't understand her hesitation in warming up to the legendarily cuddly old soul...
One of the less-publicized aspects of Ronald McDonald was his home life with wife Janet and their five children Rona, Robbie, Randy, Renee and Ron Jr.
After such a long day on the lake, Jack Treacher couldn't wait to get back to the camp and fix lunch. Literally, could. not. wait...
Everyone thought that Bert's removal of Joyceanne's garters was a ceremonial ritual, but in actuality he was taking them in the hopes of holding up his own pesky, droopy dress socks!
Since everyone else in the house seemed to be glued to all the TV shows in the new fall line-up, it fell to Simone to help little Clint learn to walk...
The reception was a fun and festive one, though most of the guests had to agree that it was just a little bit indecent for Mark to lick all the icing off of Bernadette's fingers right there in the hall during the cutting of the cake.

4 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Ah!!!! Scary Santa and evil clown children together in one posting!

I know a certain Girlyskirt who's going to be sleeping with a baseball bat in his arms tonight!

Anonymous said...

Bert's fashion faux pas is unforgivable!

Poseidon3 said...

Isn't that Santa Claus HIDEOUS? I am surprised that Lily isn't outright screaming. I figured Bernadette's hairdo and sort of dreamy-rough Mark might compensate, though.

Armando, the feeling alone of having my socks fallen down like Bert's would drive me nuts apart from the fashion horror...

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

I wanted to comment on Bernadette's amazing hair, but I could feel Santa's alcohol-soaked breath on the back of my neck and ended up fleeing the room in terror.