Wednesday, August 5, 2015

8/5/15

Mysti and Krysti were thrilled to be invited over to Jake's graduation party, but had trouble understanding why, when there were 196 people in their class, they were the only two there thus far!
Harmon had warned Lucille over and over about the seagulls who liked to swoop down and snatch away treats like her just-purchased crabcake, but he had no clue that cousin Cecilia was just as predatory herself!
Charmaine took in quite a haul this Christmas and found that she had to display her gifts under the TV stand rather than her tree because there simply wasn't room...
Mabel swore that the next time that horsefly came within reach, she was going to whack the hell out of it. Unfortunately, the very next time it landed, it was on Mary Agnes' right temple...
The Silvertons were generally pleased with the way the wedding portraits turned out, though no one could figure out how Esther Rosenblum wound up in 70% of the shots. Turns out she'd just been taking her daily walk to the market with the church gardens on the way, and somehow got caught up in most of the group photos!
Roscoe felt that his 2nd grade picture turned out about as good as could be expected, though everyone, including him, agreed that it all would have worked out for the better had he remembered to wear his matching sailor suit trousers that day.

3 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Charmaine's pad is both fabulously cool and sadly pathetic at the same time!

On an unrelated note...I miss Ray!

Anonymous said...

Mysti and Krysti look pretty in that picture; red, but pretty.
Mabel is a menace! Imagine if she'd used insecticide!

Poseidon3 said...

Knuckles, so APT! Ha! (On both counts!)

Armando, the picture would look the same, just no flyswatter. LOL