Monday, August 24, 2015

8/24/15

Annaliese became sick and tired of the pesky, 1/4" tan lines where her bottom met her thighs and decided to devote one entire afternoon to getting rid of them.
As The Anderson's bi-weekly Key Party dwindled to its frenzied conclusion, Arthur suddenly realized that the numbers were a little off and he was more than likely going to end up either alone or with Myron Wilkerson!
One of Jerry's favorite ways to spend an evening was to pile up on the couch with Darwin, pop open a cool one and settle in for an hour of "B.J. and the Bear."
If you caught her in the right frame of mind towards the tail end of a party, Meredith was only too happy to demonstrate the tassel routine that had made her the hit of the Tit for Tat Club in Brestleton, Kansas when her name was Misti Springs.
Life on board the S.S. Gateway was always festive, but never more so than when Captain Merrill threw a Halloween wing-ding that was the talk of the ship for the next 364 days...
Regardless of how long it had taken him to grow it, Reuben was starting to tire of having his beard interfere with his line of vision during snorkeling trips, not to mention rides on amusement park roller coasters, so he finally decided it was time to clip it off for good.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Annaliese became a very popular girl, I'm sure! I wish the first gentleman on the left at the Key Party would follow the same tanning technique!

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Are you sure that Annaliese isn't really Jane Russell doing a Playtex 18-hour bra and girdle commercial?

Poseidon3 said...

You do rarely see people at the pools and waterparks tanning as thoroughly as Annaliese! LOL Knuckles, I happened to notice that her boobs also have a notable tan line (when she's upside down!)

Armando, we aren't sure what all positions that guy wound up in later that night. Ha!