2/4/15

Yoshi had the misfortune of losing her husband at one of the scenic view rest stops during her trip to Death Valley, but fortunately she always kept a spare in the trunk...

The Marcos could hardly wait to gather around their new 25" Magnavox for the premiere of "Tony Orlando and Dawn" and as soon as Ramon, the dentist, did a few more crowns and a bridge, they planned to invest in another chair or even a love seat...

Drawing latrine duty at Camp Flushing was one of the worst circumstances imaginable, as these hapless privates found out, especially on Thursday mornings after the usual Wednesday Night Chili Cook-Off!

Denise found out that the best way to cut criticism of her cooking from mom Edie and grandma Ingeborg short was to make certain that their mouths were full the entire time they were having lunch. Afterwards, they'd be too busy complaining of fullness to nitpick the quality of the food itself.

After yet another sleepless night with Toby, the youngest of seven, pinning her to the bed, Raynelle wondered how it all might have been different if her promoter had pushed her song "Please Help Me, I'm Bawlin'" instead of relegating it to the B side of her less-spectacular tune "Walkin' After Noon," which never even cracked the Top 200...

Even though her day on Rocky's boat had come to an end, Midge still couldn't get out of her seafaring mood, so she kept her sailing togs on and played a series of records by The Ventures and The Beach Boys on her phonograph player.