Wednesday, February 18, 2015

2/18/15

And so it was with great relief that Chester made it to the state line, where cross-dressing laws were far less stringent and "Hester" could wander about more freely...
The debate raged between Lorelei and her mother Bernice versus her father Clyde, who disagreed that meeting his daughter's boyfriend for the very first time warranted anything more than just a white tank t-shirt.
Little Tiffany always got exactly what she wanted, on her birthday or any time, and thus Josie gave in and special ordered this get-up from the little-known Frederick's of Hollywood Pint-Sized Catalog.
Shirley Mae didn't cotton to a whole lot of new products, but she listened to Earl's spiel about Silk-a-Wax face cream because at the end of it, he gave away $0.40 off coupons for Jean Nate body splash...
Newman was really only so-so on the scratching post with it's attached bongo-chick that Elise bought for him, but he played with it diligently until she went to work and he could start in on shredding all the drapes and upholstered furniture in her apartment.
Robert Paul didn't have to go to school on days like this, but he was assigned to cleaning off his daddy's car so that he could make it down to the plant okay. Thing was, he didn't own a scraper and the boy could only get the bottom half of the car good and clean!

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