Wednesday, December 3, 2014

12/3/14

When Jerry lost his legs in a frightful accident during his paper route, many thought that his life would be adversely affected. However, when local ladies' boutique owner Marcus Nieman donated a set of artificial gams meant to show off panty hose, Jerry not only began to excel in many areas, but he also was a big hit at the pool!
In his haste to get ready for work down at Boomtown Axle & Dye, Leroy had a blowout in the one clean pair of boxers left in his chest of drawers. Fortunately, he still lived at home, so his mother Carrie Sue was able to effect a quick repair job on them before he missed his bus.
So many folks wondered how Kevin and Renate (professionally known as "Arm & Glamour") were able to perform their many feats of magic and derring-do, but few people knew that Renate's well-rounded bosom helped provide comfy cushioning (and ballast) as Kevin swirled her around.
As one of La Vey, Alabama's few agnostic couples, Regina and Myron didn't take part in Christmas caroling, but did make up for it during late November by strolling door-to-door with their acoustic rendition of "Turkey in the Straw..."
Felicity got so excited when "The Incredible Journey" was finally broadcast on TV since she hadn't been permitted in the theater when it was first released, but for some of the more suspenseful parts, she found she had to climb onto Maynard's lap.
Unfortunately for her, Trish's "fairy tale" wedding wound up with a marriage that included far more "fairy" than "tail..."

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