12/1/14

Vernelle kept finding wet spots in this corner of the formal living room and for a moment wondered if her Grecian statuette had previously been a fountain with residual water left in it, but in time she discovered the true source... Willie.

Veronique wanted her wedding to Dan to be perfect in every conceivable way and even managed to find a gown that comfortably hugged her four months pregnant midsection....

Trixie Wolfson was known for making calls to the fire department for issues that ultimately didn't require their assistance, followed by a complimentary glass of apple cider and a soothing shoulder rub. This time, Chief Mike cut to the chase and didn't even bother to put his shirt on when she called the station to report her cat trapped on the top of her four-poster canopy bed.

After five years of chasing all the rabbits out of his owners' yard, Brutus was none too pleased to have finally been ensnared by the one at The Carrot Field Shopping Center & Municipal Complex.

All the ladies of Paris, Arkansas were excited about the concert that night (Viola, Mildred, Elva Jo and Bert even tailgated!), but they knew deep down that in order to hear all of Glen Campbell's big numbers, they were also going to have to sit through co-headliner Tanya Tucker's repertoire as well.  

Patrice and Lena Fay decided to raise the stakes on this round of Bingo at the Dahl Community Center. Whoever had the least amount of hits on her card had to come next week without benefit of either a wig or hairpiece. (Nor could she cheat and wear a hat or scarf!)