12/17/14

As her limbo pole got lowered further into the red zone, Lolita began to wish that she'd chosen a minimizer instead of the bullet bra she'd selected that evening.

Just one more of the many fringe benefits of a stay at Upright Timber Mountain Hideaway was personal hair highlighting applied by the resident stylist/masseuse Colt Armstrong.

As Monday was laundry day at Rusty Hinge's Traveling Carnival, Sundays could sometimes involve questionable attire as the workers ran to the last of their viable options for clothing. Norv, for example, was down to this ill-fitting tank-top, won at the ring toss game several years beforehand...

So the Miss Rhode Island competition came to its frenzied conclusion with virtually everyone present ecstatic over the winner, though Miss Peace Dale remained reticent about the decision.

With the Sophomore Sno-Ball Dinner Dance on the horizon, Mary Agnes decided to go all the way and requested a "Marilyn" from her beautician down at Tres Elegantz Cosmetology Institute.

While the majority of the guests were pleased enough with the match, Thomas really questioned whether Irving was truly the best groom that his daughter Sandra could find for herself.