Merry Christmas from
Krazy Kaptions!
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| File photo: The last known photo of Celestina Velveen, who happened to visit Santa Claus while the regular one was on a ten-minute coffee break and and unknown replacement filled in without permission... |
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| Stu was so late in requesting a Santa Claus for the annual VFW Holiday Party that all he could come up with was his Uncle Clyde in a rather cheap costume, but after the keg was hooked up, few of the partygoers wound up minding much... |
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| Judith found out that her baby girl Mary Rose responded better to inanimate Santa Clauses than the ones in a chair at the shopping center, so she had her husband Matthew pick one up for the living room. |
3 comments:
Judith had no idea that Santa’s shock was directed at Uncle Ed’s sudden pants tent bulging into the frame from the left.
Not sure if the first Santa is wearing burgundy gloves that won't leave fingerprints behind or he simply has blood-stained hands.
Whatever the case, Celestina most likely won't be ringing in the New Year.
They do lean more towards dried blood than holly berry red. LOL
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