Thursday, July 19, 2018

7/19/18

It took hiding in the neighbor's shrubbery across the street, but FINALLY Mr. Yearnal discovered why the driver's side wheels on his spanking new car were prematurely rusting (and smelling!)
Travis and Jerry Lee were so excited that their cousin brought back two cases of Coors beer from Colorado that they began cracking open cans of it before anyone else could get home and take part in the celebration!
Jennifer's fixed stare was cause for concern until it was discovered that her mother Fern typically had her in a pumpkin seat on the vanity while she sprayed her hair for the day. Once she realized that the excess was landing on her baby's face, she began leaving her on the bed in the adjacent room until the toxic fall-out had landed.

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

When I was 10 or 12, like Travis, I, too, owned a pair of green jeans. Sadly, it also came with a matching green jean jacket. Not the coolest pre-teen...or, who knows? maybe I was cooler than I realized.

Poseidon3 said...

He may have gotten his Garanimals mixed up as he was getting ready for the "party!"