Tuesday, June 6, 2017

6/6/17

Bud Earl had tried a lot of Benedryl & Bourbon cocktails on fellow attendees of the Rockville Tool & Die convention, but Greg was taking longer than just about any of the others to pass out...
All the eagerness that Stanley felt when his mother Ruth and Aunt Charmaine declared that they were going to redo his old bedroom withered away as he came home from college for the weekend and discovered that they didn't mean they were doing it for HIM!
Clarice tried to keep a stiff upper lip when Dr. Winger informed her that she needed to wear glasses full time, but she fretted over the fact that they seemed to accentuate one of her worst features...
Bonus Pic: A congratulatory shot of Freeball High School's regional championship swim team. They overcame the hurdle of three myopic members (one of who - Myron Clevenger, dead center - briefly swam into the opponents lane during a relay and almost lost the race until he was knocked back over where he belonged!)

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

I think the Freeball swim team should enforce a bathing-suit-optional policy.


Poseidon3 said...

I agree! I just HAD to include them even if the picture isn't necessarily "funny."