Tuesday, September 13, 2016

9/13/16

Cecile and Marvelyn started out the cotillion on a sour note when they couldn't agree on how much Triple Sec should be sprinkled into the sherbet punch. After their disagreement grew stronger, the other ladies were grateful there was no wallpaper in the recreation hall...
Anticipation for high sales at the 7th Annual Lock & Hinge Convention in Acapulco was feverish, but once Shecky, Irv and Clarence sampled some of the local tequila, the only thing high was the three of them!
At first it really bothered Evel Knievel that his plan to jump the fountains at Caesar's Palace clashed with Grandpa Knievel's wedding day to his new wife Shirley, but as it turned out, the marriage was over by the time Evel came out of a coma 28 days later...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shirley and Grandpa Knievel must have fun to live with!

Poseidon3 said...

Yeah but that much broken furniture got old quick!