Monday, May 12, 2014

5/12/14

Ever the copycat, Monica saw that Cheryl was having her portrait taken out by the mailbox, so she ordered Richie to snap a picture of her bringing in the groceries so that her next-door neighbor wouldn't have a leg up on her when it came to 3x3 snapshots sprinkled through the house.
Cliff was headed off to town in the truck, but Leoda needed two cups of corn meal from her neighbor Maisie right away, so she hopped on Champ and rode over to collect it asap!
Always one of the more progressive families in Salt Lick, The Geicos took in Ogg the caveman and raised him as if he were one of their own.  He repaid them by always ensuring that there was meat on the table...
Since several of the city's bylaws had fallen off the books, the prostitutes in Daytona Beach, Florida had gotten so brazen that they took to standing on the street corners with signs promoting their prices right on them!
Bath time was never one of Monique's favorite activities, but it was made especially hellish whenever Clara had forgotten to remove the breakfast dishes from the sink before dropping her in the soapy water!
After this fourth disastrous attempt, Felicity decided it was time to shelve her once-promising re-enactment of Shirley Temple's dance on the stairs with Bill "Bojangles" Robinson from "The Little Colonel" and go inside to play with her Spirograph.

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