Friday, May 2, 2014

5/2/14

Rodney had been raised Southern Baptist, but, after seeing a PBS special on Brigham Young, he moved to Utah and swiftly converted to Mormonism, soon marrying both Polly and Esther (with more wives to come after them!)
Sheree and Veleka tentatively headed to the Stubb County Pit BBQ and Ring Toss Social, nervous over the fact that this was the first time either of them had appeared in public since shaving above the knee...
Thanks to an unexpected rough patch in the sidewalk while Steve was taking the boys for a wagon ride, calamity was narrowly avoided.  Fortunately, the wagon rolled onto the cushiony grass and Tim rolled onto (cushiony) Huey...
During all of their wedding portrait sittings, Marsha simply couldn't get it out of her mind that Dale's bachelor party had employed five different strippers... but that only three of them had been female!
Uncle Cliff hoped that not too many people noticed that he had dropped little Annette onto the carpet while rehearsing their upcoming ventriloquist skit.  Fortunately, the heat was off once Frances (to his right) also let her "dummy" Edgar fall to the floor as well!
As the moment neared when little Faye Lynn was to blow out her first birthday candle, she couldn't help thinking it was going to take about three or four more phone books on the chair before she could get within wheezing distance of the flame!

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