4/26/18

Even though they patched up their differences (and with the help of a few of their sorority sisters, got themselves patched up as well!), Sally and Teressa decided it would be best if one never so much as asked the other to borrow anything ever again, be it saddle shoes or a patent leather purse...

One of the less populated booths for some unknown reason at the annual Taste of Transylvania was Margaret's House of Batcakes, served with either a side of fried newt or a helping of sauteed toad eyes...

Aspiring photographer Travis relied on chloroform in order to obtain models, but sometimes that led to some difficulty in posing them the way he wished, especially if one hand was busy operating the camera!

4/24/18

Geraldine knew better than to speed through Felicity and was distraught when she was pulled over. But her real troubles began with Sheriff Titus took her to "court," which was his own front porch, whereupon he sat down and informed her that he was also the city's judge!

His teammates scoffed when Warren told them who he had in mind as the new shortstop to replace Frankie, but once they saw the grit and determination (not to mention the avalanche of outs) that Tiger brought to the team, they quickly got over their initial reservations!

Nola, having grown tired of single parenting, decided she was going to land herself a new husband, preferably famed cosmetic surgeon Dr. Breston who happened to be at Cone Point Beach that day. So she enlisted Dori to build a type of "sand castle" that would be sure to draw his eye to them...

4/19/18

Troy lost his white mat on the very first turn of the water slide and so, per the strict rules of Tubes o' Fun amusement park, he had to get out and walk the rest of the way down the set of flumes...

Vinne, JoJo and Randall were really bummed that the snooty management of Hilton-Jacobs Community Pool made them exit the water for not using proper swimwear, especially since they'd gone to the trouble of trimming all the fringe off their cut-offs.

Jennifer thought she'd really hit the dating jackpot with dreamy Cliff, so she had him over for an elegant home-cooked dinner, but Kiki was more skeptical and did everything she could think of to drive him (far) away...

4/17/18

Dick & Bob told Scotty that they knew a great place where one could get a little head, so he took them up on their offer and went there, though he had to admit that his expectations were beyond exceeded!

Eugene had been put in charge of spiking the punch at Gloria's graduation soiree, but even he had to admit he'd gone a little overboard on the sauce.

Hortensia had harangued Joyce and Evvie endlessly for wearing their sunglasses on the tour of the bay, claiming they obscured the view and distorted the beautiful colors. She did change her mind, however, when a pelican dropped a wee gift in her eyes and she had nothing to protect herself from it!

4/12/18

FINALLY, Richard was able to convince Jennifer to sneak off with him to one of the most secluded areas of the beach, but he remained unsuccessful at getting her to remove any more of her clothing than this...

Even though he'd, half-jestingly, requested this very thing for his birthday, Rocky was nevertheless flabbergasted to actually receive the red-lace, boned corset with coordinating chiffon negligee for his birthday...

Bertram had had his fill of scrambling for money towards the end of the month and found that he was often able to score a few extra dollars (or, at the very least, a french fried potato and T-bone steak dinner) by loitering suggestively down at the front door of the Carlisle.

4/10/18

At Verna June's wedding, at which she was a bridesmaid, Cara Lee did NOT want to wear the pink dress. She even wrestled her cousin Leanne over it, but lost - severely - which wound up only adding to her humiliation on the big day...

Terrence winced when he saw little Janie's hand go up for a question of their Himalayan guide Ngonga for he knew from experience that the wizened old man didn't like interruptions if it was something he was likely to cover in a few moments himself...

Angelica just never learned. She'd already gotten her right arm damaged when she tried this on Norb earlier in the evening, but something about Allan was just crying out for a second-attempt, from-behind grope!

4/5/18

This afternoon would be remembered not only as the day that Sgt. Mitch Conner came home from the service, but also the first time little Trina discovered what a back-flip was...

Mr. and Mrs. Serling wanted the kids to pose happily with their new Christmas presents, which Allyson and Bradley did, but Cathy was reluctant since her new doll Speaking Suzie whispered a few threatening phrases to her during breakfast...

On their way into the Schuster wedding, Maureen could have sworn she heard the buzz of a bee or two and asked Fred to see if any had gotten caught in her special hairdo for the day.

4/3/18

Darleen's baby shower was just getting underway and already Missy, Rhonda and Carmela were becoming bored with the opening of presents. Darleen's little brother Timmy did take an unexpected interest in it all, however...

Ariel's baby shower was splendid, but she couldn't help hoping that none of the attendees realized that she still wasn't sporting an engagement ring. She hoped to get Garrett to spirit her off to Gatlinburg in a week or so to make it all legal...

Denise's birthday party was full of spirited fun, but she had to force a smile for this gift, knowing before she even opened it by the shape of the box that it was unlikely to contain one of her favorite things: another paint by numbers kit.

4/1/18

Happy Easter from Krazy Kaptions!

Is this an Easter Egg Hunt or a stick-cup!?

Well, ya can't please everybody....

MY bonnet's bigger than yoouuur's!

Apparently Easter also falls during Dental Heath Awareness Week?

Careful on those cobblestones with those sandals or the eggs won't be the only things cracked this Easter!

No Easter bonnet? Aluminum wall decor can fill in nicely in a pinch...

3/29/18

Mrs. Persimmon had her doubts when the old Nelson place was bought by a single father with two sons and those doubts were validated when she saw what passed for their idea of porch railing decor. Next came motorcycle repairs and a raging, odorous fire pit...

Sheryl and Trina had waited long enough for Bobby to finish the downstairs jacuzzi room. So they filled and fired up the tub, grabbed a 1.5 litre of Blue Nun and he could just finish the window molding and painting some other time...

On his way out the door for a day at Busch Gardens, Garrett wondered if either his shorts were too short or if his tank top was too long, but he really didn't have anything else clean that allowed him to catch any sun, so he just ran with this ensemble.