Tuesday, January 9, 2018

1/9/18

The ventriloquist act of Levon and Celie came thisclose to hitting it big on a national scale (especially after an appearance on "The Joe Franklin Show"), but after one fateful night when Celie began laughing and blinking while Levon was on the other side of the room, the pairing was finished for good...
Marvin was thrilled when his neighbor Sabrina DeLight upgraded from shades to newfangled mini-blinds because there was just enough space in between the slats for him to catch a glimpse of her if he held the binoculars just right! 
Reverend Neil Downhonor began to feel some resentment coming from his flock when he hired a new organist to accompany his weekly messages. Some of them felt that Regine was just a tad too fast for their tastes...

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Are you sure you didn't mean to say "his weekly massages"?

Poseidon3 said...

:::snort::: I'm sure that was in the cards, too...!