8/29/17

For the first few minutes of The 32nd Annual Cherry Blossom Craft Festival and Rummage Sale, everything went along swimmingly, but once Edna Fay, Rowena, Gertrude and Evaline ran out of goods, their counter was mistaken for a kissing booth and they were each molested by lascivious men about town until the whole thing was over at 9:00pm!

Travis was growing tired of waiting for Jennifer to come outside and head to the beach, but he didn't want to spoil the finish on his freshly-polished ride, so instead he leaned against Dorrie until it was finally time to go!

And so it was that E.T.'s first day on Earth was October 31st and the first place he visited was Chaney Middle School, where much to his surprise he fit in rather nicely!