12/20/16

Elaine was used to Frankie taking rotten pictures of her at every family occasion, catching her with a fork to her lips or gravy dribbled onto her blouse, but this one - in which one of the jumbo marshmallows from Aunt Gert's sweet potato casserole became lodged onto her teeth - was the last straw!

Little Cameron wanted to play basketball with the Celtics so badly that he began to add protein powder to everything he ate, from Trix cereal to Happy Meals to even his fruit roll-ups and, sure enough, his body responded until he was big enough to make the team, despite being only ten years old!

As was too often the case, JoAnn spent so much time setting the table, arranging the flowers and stuffing the turkey that she didn't leave enough time for herself to get fully dressed or set her hair before the doorbell rang and hordes of Richards began to funnel into the house!