Monday, August 18, 2014

8/18/14

Richie noticed the sign above the whirlpool at The Shady Culvert Motel which read TOPLESS BATHING PROHIBITED and figured he ought to hedge his bets just in case!
Holly Marie was so pleased that Mort offered to watch little Jack in the evening while she resumed her position as chief cocktail waitress at The Salty Barnacle and knew that he'd phone her there if anything went wrong...
In hindsight, one of the greatest decisions Larry ever made was installing an in-ground swimming pool and taking an early retirement while all his neighborhood pals still had to report to the office each morning.
Lynda had perfected the art of looking happy and natural each time a car drove by as she dragged Mrs. Nusbaum over to her family's five and dime store prior to opening in order to force her to unlock the safe!
It was at this precise moment of the family reunion, when she was shown her remote seating assignment, that Hilda realized just how little her husband Lawrence's family cared for her...
No sojourn to Gatlinburg's Christus Gardens was complete without an overnight stay at Dos Jesus Moter Lodge and Cheese Barn as Rita knew from years of experience.