7/2/13

Jason's first day as a cross-dresser had gone startlingly well. He even got an appreciative honk and wolf whistle at one of the intersections, but things fell apart in the frozen food section of IGA. 

Suzette, Carmella and Cheryl Dee thought it was slutty of Verniece to hold her flowers down around her waist instead of covering up more of her chest the way they did.  (Suzette, however, was secretly beginning to entertain thoughts of copying her.)

Great Aunt Maude (second row on the far right) longed for the days when a quick family portrait didn't involve endless hollering, running around and other aggravating hubbub.

If step-grandpa Ferdie wanted to come to Becky and Sandra's house on New Year's Eve, that was fine because he usually hung out with the adults, but he began to cross the line when he insisted on being taught "The Hustle" during hour two of "Dick Clark's New year's Rockin' Eve."

Felson County's first polygamous household was met with less scorn than one might have expected, though it made for some confusing configurations at picture time.

Miss Cartwright couldn't possibly know when she dressed up the boys for a 1960s holiday show at school that she was planting the seeds for what would eventually become The Village People!

Melanie tended to go a little nuts when visiting Caesar's Palace, but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas (unless there's a snapshot to capture the moment!)