Tuesday, April 30, 2019

4/30/19

Thanks to his time in The Cub Scouts, Terry was able to use his buddy Clark to determine what time of day it was. His protruding nipples acted as sundials on the broiling beach so long as he was positioned the right way...
Initially people had faith in Marilyn as a nurse, until this instance when she was asked to take Liz's temperature and instead hooked up the blood pressure instruments. The real problem, though, came when she was asked to check Liz's reflexes...!
Irmadeen had no interest whatsoever in Stu's hobby of square dance calling. She was more of a cha-cha and rumba gal. But somehow opposites attracted nonetheless and they maintained a healthy marriage for many years.

4 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

I think Irmadeen might be the first person I've ever seen who actually dyed their hair to match their teeth.

Poseidon3 said...

Oh my God, that is HYSTERICAL!

Shawny said...

But Terry really wanted to use something else of Clark’s as a sundial... Mmmm, remember Clark Bars?

Poseidon3 said...

I think they're gonna have to head to a more secluded beach for that one!