12/27/18

Howard somehow got the idea that paper-training would make a good transition point from diapers to toilet, but Elise wasn't really getting it (but sometimes during accidental moments, Howard did!)

Dominica decided to go all-in on her Hawaiian vacation and purchased two grass skirts down at the marketplace which she was able to fashion into one closer to her size for the hotel's Saturday night luau.

Char was excited to show off her her crocheted vest, which was based on the very same pattern found in her wicker-backed rocker, albeit on a larger scale. But after all that handiwork, she also eagerly welcomed a cold beer and the chance to kick her shoes off.

12/25/18

 Merry Christmas from

Krazy Kaptions!

File photo: The last known photo of Celestina Velveen, who happened to visit Santa Claus while the regular one was on a ten-minute coffee break and and unknown replacement filled in without permission...

Stu was so late in requesting a Santa Claus for the annual VFW Holiday Party that all he could come up with was his Uncle Clyde in a rather cheap costume, but after the keg was hooked up, few of the partygoers wound up minding much...

Judith found out that her baby girl Mary Rose responded better to inanimate Santa Clauses than the ones in a chair at the shopping center, so she had her husband Matthew pick one up for the living room.

12/20/18

After Rudolph's red nose went out and the other reindeer were just plain exhausted, Santa had to rely on other unusual means of transport in order to get remaining presents out to the city of Clearview, Oklahoma...

Having vigorously shaken the box for several minutes, Taffy was already convinced that there was no cat inside as requested and, thus, was disappointed before she even undid the ribbon on her gift.

Helene didn't like the way traditional holiday trees left stray pine needles all over the floor, so she enlisted the aid of Arnheim to create the first Christmas bamboo pole, complete with candles...

12/18/18

Early that morning, the guys congregated as close to the women's activity area as they were permitted, but by afternoon they were beginning to forget what the point was and began to become content by themselves...

Mr. Stu D. Baker became a bit of a novelty in the neighborhood, not only for his choice of clothing on car wash day (Saturday), but also because once or twice a month he forgot to make sure all the windows were rolled up before hosing on the pre-rinse!

Technicians down at the motion picture lab were always trying to push new boundaries, like the time Eddie put some 3D glasses on Raymond and asked him to let him know when he was getting too close...!

12/13/18

As a born Confucianist, Tony had never known much about Christmas nor shown the slightest interest in it, but after seeing several presents under the school library's tree with his name on them, he was beginning to come around!

And so it was with feverish excitement that the finals in the ladies swimming relay were ready to begin at the 6th Annual Pompano Beach Open.

Regina found out the hard way that her date for the evening, out-of-town cutlery salesman George Swanson, had a ferocious foot fetish...!

Bonus Pic:  Having realized their mistake the previous weekend, Stan and Cliff made certain to allow their inner thighs to get some sun this time during their morning at Spreadfire Lagoon.

12/11/18

Fortunately Bud stopped by Uncle Norb's house on the way to pick up his prom date because Norb's innate fashion sense led him to ditch the boxer shorts under his Dacron trousers as they were leaving a visible line across his thighs which would show up in all the pictures!

Harold was incredibly proud of the pheasant he bagged and wanted to keep it on display in the living room indefinitely, but Marjorie but her foot down and declared that the only bird she wanted anywhere near her TV set was the NBC peacock!

Glenn thought he was getting a great portrait of his new burly physique, but he didn't count on Uncle Roger finding at least two more interesting things going on to the right of the frame, which wound up in the snapshot, while he was nearly cut out!

12/7/18

St. Jude Elementary made a habit of putting snapshots of all the new teaching assistants up on the cafeteria bulletin board so that students would get to know them more easily, but Cindy's lack of enthusiasm about her position - and the school - somehow managed to come through in her portrait.

A wayward pelican untied Gertrude's bathing suit straps, but she didn't have time to retie them before the timer on the camera went off, so she merely did a quick fold-over and hoped that the poly-cotton would hold up for a few more moments.

Auditions for male models in the new Elder-Beerman catalog were fierce in the extreme, resulting in a "pose-off" between friends Stu and Jerry. In the end, Jerry was selected because he had, of all things, better looking feet!

12/4/18

Penelope was highly reluctant to submit to her bath, but was beginning to smell a bit sour, so Harold decided to sneak up on her and try a new tack...

While he was retrieving his bride Mary June's garter, Dwayne decided to go ahead and see whether or not she'd worn panties on the big day. He gave a signal to his buddies, but they nonetheless had trouble determining what the status actually was!

Greta didn't really prefer this cafe over any other, but it was a rare one in which tea & biscuits also consisted of a doggie biscuit for her buddy Ralph.

Bonus Pic: As he prepped for the Mr. Athens Contest, Terry was lucky enough to land a landscaping job that allowed him to not only keep his muscles in shape, but helped him maintain his tan.