Tuesday, February 28, 2017

2/28/17

One lesser-known episode from the story of The Three Little Pigs is that after the Big Bad Wolf blew two of their houses down, the second little pig and the wolf actually spent one turbulent, but passionate, month and a half in an oceanside condo until restraining orders sent the porcine half of the couple to the third little pig's house!
Far from being jealous of that year's Prom King & Queen, Nelson Thomas and Amanda Franklin were absolutely overjoyed at having been voted Mr. & Mrs. Bunsen Burner by the junior class for their work in the science lab.
Sylvia never got the same enjoyment out of watching "Sgt Bilko" as her husband Freddie did, so she would often choose to turn the chair away from the television set and admire her artwork, recently acquired on a brief trip to Peru.

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

My bedroom windows are smaller than Nelson's glasses!!!!

Poseidon3 said...

But, oh, to have all his hair!