Thursday, October 19, 2017

10/19/17

Darleen and Conrad made great activities directors at Trippin Falls Resort & Hide-A-Way, but things did take a brief downward turn when they staged The Limbo just a hair too close to the deep end of the pool...
Frankie loved lounging in the crook of this mature tree in his parents' backyard, but there was one pesky limb that blocked his view of neighbor Diane's bedroom window, so he took a saw too it one afternoon.
It took Estelle months to find just the right cotton swim cap to match her bathing ensemble (which also happened to match her and Harvey's boat), so she was downright furious the day after this snapshot was taken to find that her husband had used it as a chamois to wipe lake water off the sides of his prized possession!
BONUS PIC: He thought he'd grown out of it long ago, but sophomoric shenanigans with his male classmates on the campus of Big Rock University started to reignite certain stirrings for Clinton...

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

10/17/17

Elaine took a moment for a quick photo op before the Miss Frostbite Pageant at Jade Garden, but her satin wound up wrinkled on one side when an unexpected spurt of fountain water got her on the right flank!
The first ever round of contestants on local UHF game show "The Price is Close" were generally pleased with the prizes offered, though, after three middling weeks, host Martin Winkerdale was replaced for not being able to work without a script in hand...
Shrapnel wasn't the only thing that Jimmy Parkinson brought back with him from The Philippines. Marita ended up being a far more pleasant memento of his days at sea during the war.

Thursday, October 12, 2017

10/12/17

A very groggy Emily woke up Saturday morning with little memory of the booze-soaked night before, but, to both her relief and dismay, Vern the elevator man from her building was on hand in the bathroom to jog her memory!
And so, a scant four months after her brother Tad had run over her feet with the family car, Patty was once again ready to try venturing out again, but this time BEHIND the wheel!
Jonathan Triplett knew he had his work cut out for him if he wanted to be elected as the first gay mayor of Hot Springs, Arkansas, so he enlisted every attention-getting tactic he could dream up, including the Dozen Man March through the principle shopping district.

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

10/10/17

St. Patrick's Day crept up on Shannon so swiftly that she forgot her kilt was still at the dry cleaners, so she was forced to improvise an outfit on the fly before the big pub crawl that night.
As much as Rex was looking forward to a fun day at the lake, he hadn't forgotten the nasty sunburn he'd received on the tops of his feet the month before, so he took steps to make sure it didn't happen again.
Regardless of the fact that a rousing cocktail party was happening at the house of her son and daughter-in-law, with whom she lived, Nadine had no intention of missing this week's episode of Medical Center on the only TV in the house!

Thursday, October 5, 2017

10/5/17

Sharon had to scurry to put the final touches on her planned romantic evening with Garry because it was 10:58pm and he was almost done with his shift at 7-Eleven!
Shirley simply couldn't believe her good fortune in being asked by one of the assistant managers at Loew's Cinema II to be his date for the premiere of Goldfinger... in Springfield, Illinois.
On his way to The Bunklemann's 40th Anniversary Dinner, being held in the Shore Haven Reception Center, Chip took a wrong turn and wound up at Leon & Reggie's Autumn Bacchanal... and refused to leave!

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

10/3/17

In the early days, long before Snow White stumbled upon them, the Seven Dwarfs found getting ready for bed to be far less enjoyable than it was once she moved in and began to read them stories each night...
Latrice and Joelle enjoyed finding new ways to sport red, white and blue at the annual Memorial Day car show and pot luck buffet, but their mom Marianne chose to stick to more traditional methods.
This was only the second week that Charlie had been taking Vitamin E and zinc supplements (mixed with a tiny dash of Miracle-Gro) and neither he, nor Barnaby could believe the fast results!

Thursday, September 28, 2017

9/28/17

Jocelyn was eagerly awaiting her big first date with Terry the star basketball player and thought she'd better practice some of her romantic moves on Otto, her stuffed hound, beforehand so that she didn't seem inexperienced...
Clayton didn't know what was funnier: that he dolled up like one of the gals to crash his sister Marjorie's slumber party or that it took nearly 20 minutes before any of them caught on to his ruse!
Alexander had never been to a July 4th dinner-dance and, especially as this one was out of town, fretted over what to wear, but ultimately decided he couldn't go wrong with good ol' red, white and blue.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

9/26/17

Hank was delighted with his new Stretch Armstrong action figure because he could pull on it rougher and for far longer than what he was generally used to in bed at night...!
Rico enjoyed slipping off Angelique's garter when they got up to the Honeymoon Suite, but had to admit to being startled when he went to remove her panties and found she hadn't worn any on the big day!
Boris was proud to be assigned as a lifeguard along the coast of Sardinia, but still felt that was no reason to eschew proper footwear and possibly roughen up his tender tootsies...

Thursday, September 21, 2017

9/21/17

Stefanie invited her neighbor Cliff over for "a drink" and, after burning through all the beer she had in the fridge and now heading into her Rhine wine, she wondered if he'd ever give up and go back home!
With virtually all their extra dough having gone to the three tickets to see Johnny Paycheck in concert out of town, Verl, Eugene and Carlton had to triple up when it came to motel accommodations. The good news was that the TV came with a wireless remote.
After living it up in Fort Myers for almost two weeks, all three guys wound up with spare tires around their waist. Roger could still sort of get by with his, Clete was downright ashamed, but Andy embraced his and didn't even care that his long-sleeved t-shirt was suddenly a crop-top!

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

9/19/17

Jason Packard was hell-bent on becoming the next Mr. East Florida and in-between reps with his set of barbells, he often pushed his broken down jalopy from one end of the block to the other as well.
On what turned out to be quite a day of secrets, Sister Antoinette promised bride Catalina that she'd never tell anyone that she wasn't exactly a virgin on her wedding day. In return, Catalina promised she would never reveal that Sister Antoinette was really her third cousin Tony, who'd always harbored an interest in clerical cross-dressing!
Tracy fancied herself a fine little cook, with an eye towards growing up to be the perfect wife to some young man, and often tried out her concoctions on the family dog, Buster (in the back yard hacking up at the time of this photo.)