Tuesday, October 30, 2018

10/30/18

Happy Halloween from Krazy Kaptions!
Dinner tended to be a fun time at Christopher and Bella Lugosi's house, though they always had a tendency to serve the same thing... Pittsburgh-style filets, tomato soup, blood pudding and Bloody Marys...!
Although she wasn't much to look at, Sylvia still had hopes that her daughter Margaret might still find a mate, so she took her to a local singles dance that happened to be held on October 31st.
Residents of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky got a real shock on the Halloween that included a party which encouraged folks to come as their favorite type of bunny!

Thursday, October 25, 2018

10/25/18

Fay was thrilled to bring little Tonga home from the animal shelter, with plans to raise him as her own, but she really didn't know what she'd bargained for as he began to not only grow and grow, but also started to eat her out of house and home!
Just because Jerrold had dragged her to one of the most remote, arid and deserted places on earth to attend the outdoor wedding of one of his old high school friends was no reason in Barbara's eyes not to look fabulous! 
Ed was pleased that his job as a pro football referee left him with not only the time, but also the money to afford a luxurious honeymoon with his new wife Tanya, even if he sometimes had trouble leaving his work behind him...

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

10/23/18

Louise thought she'd slip down to Bernelle's Beautique for a fast wash and set, but couldn't find her head scarf to keep her locks in check, so she inadvertently let the bus go by without climbing on board!
Ever since the Corona Coast lifeguard squad added Chet and Blaine, Todd "Pee Wee" Berman was shunted to the end of the line at picture time and he was beginning to really tire of it!
Anthony thought he'd discovered a foolproof way to sneak out of bed when his sitter Mrs. Sidebottom was taking her own afternoon nap, but it didn't end up much of a success after all...

Thursday, October 18, 2018

10/18/18

Lt. Blaine's visits to Carole brought out the animal in her (and drove all her other cats wild, too!)
Since it was, after all, her seventh trip down the aisle, Geraldine opted for a simpler look than some of the ones she'd sported for previous matrimonial ceremonies...
Despite her down-turned expression here, Bonnie Rae was actually rather happy with Roger's parents' basement rec room because a) it had reasonably high ceilings and b) there were no ceiling fans or low hanging HVAC ducts!

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

10/16/18

Bernard wanted to whisk Martha away from the kitchen for this, their 15th anniversary, so he told her to gussy up and called ahead to Sizzler in order to make sure their favorite table by the window was held for them...
Ordinarily, Harriet wasn't much of a disciplinarian, but today she had Petey in "time-out" because as she was watching Marcus Welby, M.D. on TV, he'd tried to devour the corsage she was still wearing from Easter two days before...
Janice was so disappointed that Myron had gotten himself tipsy so early at the party and knew she was going to have to put him back together quickly if he was to follow through on his promise to sing a few numbers for everyone...

Thursday, October 11, 2018

10/11/18

Just as Cliff and Terry began the lift that they'd been practicing out in the water, Brock couldn't help but wish for two things to be different; one, that they hadn't attempted it now on the hard concrete and, two, that he hadn't applied a fresh coat of suntan lotion just before they picked him up!
Jimmy Columbus loved to go exploring and find all sorts of new and neat places to settle, but he really had to hand it to his guide dog Ferdinand, who was always somehow able to sniff out all the best locations.
Christopher was thrilled that Lance agreed to stop in at his beachfront estate for lunch and insisted that they pose for a quick snapshot, but he neglected to tell his guest about some of the rather hostile flora on the grounds and that if he wasn't careful he might get pricked!

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

10/9/18

Onlookers quaked during the first meeting between the ultra-conservative Richard M. Nixon and acid-rock guitarist and singer Jimi Hendrix, but the two actually got on quite well together and even went out for a late breakfast at Shoney's.
Sisters Dominique and Genevieve looked forward to performing their folk numbers as after dinner entertainment and, thankfully, didn't see that great aunt Edna and great uncle Earl never once stopped chatting throughout the set!
Henri got the shock of his life when he discovered that he'd entered the spa section meant for ladies rather than gents, though it was nothing compared to the surprise that Lisa and Carol got when they entered the outdoor whirlpool and found him lollygagging in the water!

Thursday, October 4, 2018

10/4/18

Penelope had been excited to wear her new Polly Flinders dress to church, but her mother didn't trust her to make it through the service without "going" first so she planted her where she could see her as she was getting ready and know that there would be no accidents in the pew.
Initially, Regina was tentative about heading to the motel party that Leon was holding down at the Super 8, but once she saw that he was well-stocked with Beefeater gin and Canada Dry ginger ale, she knew it would be a swingin' time!
Carol Ann was more than disturbed to attend her "fifth" birthday party and discover only four candles on the cake! Once prepared to attend kindergarten that fall, she found out that in truth she still had one more year to go!

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

10/02/18

Janine was thrilled that she could work her little "sister" Corinne into the wedding party, though almost no one apart from Janine's parents knew that Corinne was actually the product of a teenage elopement of her "sister's" to a swarthy service station attendant that was quickly broken up!
Suzette was irritated that she was placed in the back of the wagon when she really wanted the front seat, but even this lowly position was envied by her cousin Rhonda, who was deemed too tall to ride in the wagon at all!
And so, with the introduction of a new recipe for Harvey Wallbangers, poker night at Howard's got quite frisky and eventually out of hand altogether!