12/27/18

Howard somehow got the idea that paper-training would make a good transition point from diapers to toilet, but Elise wasn't really getting it (but sometimes during accidental moments, Howard did!)

Dominica decided to go all-in on her Hawaiian vacation and purchased two grass skirts down at the marketplace which she was able to fashion into one closer to her size for the hotel's Saturday night luau.

Char was excited to show off her her crocheted vest, which was based on the very same pattern found in her wicker-backed rocker, albeit on a larger scale. But after all that handiwork, she also eagerly welcomed a cold beer and the chance to kick her shoes off.

12/25/18

 Merry Christmas from

Krazy Kaptions!

File photo: The last known photo of Celestina Velveen, who happened to visit Santa Claus while the regular one was on a ten-minute coffee break and and unknown replacement filled in without permission...

Stu was so late in requesting a Santa Claus for the annual VFW Holiday Party that all he could come up with was his Uncle Clyde in a rather cheap costume, but after the keg was hooked up, few of the partygoers wound up minding much...

Judith found out that her baby girl Mary Rose responded better to inanimate Santa Clauses than the ones in a chair at the shopping center, so she had her husband Matthew pick one up for the living room.

12/20/18

After Rudolph's red nose went out and the other reindeer were just plain exhausted, Santa had to rely on other unusual means of transport in order to get remaining presents out to the city of Clearview, Oklahoma...

Having vigorously shaken the box for several minutes, Taffy was already convinced that there was no cat inside as requested and, thus, was disappointed before she even undid the ribbon on her gift.

Helene didn't like the way traditional holiday trees left stray pine needles all over the floor, so she enlisted the aid of Arnheim to create the first Christmas bamboo pole, complete with candles...

12/18/18

Early that morning, the guys congregated as close to the women's activity area as they were permitted, but by afternoon they were beginning to forget what the point was and began to become content by themselves...

Mr. Stu D. Baker became a bit of a novelty in the neighborhood, not only for his choice of clothing on car wash day (Saturday), but also because once or twice a month he forgot to make sure all the windows were rolled up before hosing on the pre-rinse!

Technicians down at the motion picture lab were always trying to push new boundaries, like the time Eddie put some 3D glasses on Raymond and asked him to let him know when he was getting too close...!

12/13/18

As a born Confucianist, Tony had never known much about Christmas nor shown the slightest interest in it, but after seeing several presents under the school library's tree with his name on them, he was beginning to come around!

And so it was with feverish excitement that the finals in the ladies swimming relay were ready to begin at the 6th Annual Pompano Beach Open.

Regina found out the hard way that her date for the evening, out-of-town cutlery salesman George Swanson, had a ferocious foot fetish...!

Bonus Pic:  Having realized their mistake the previous weekend, Stan and Cliff made certain to allow their inner thighs to get some sun this time during their morning at Spreadfire Lagoon.

12/11/18

Fortunately Bud stopped by Uncle Norb's house on the way to pick up his prom date because Norb's innate fashion sense led him to ditch the boxer shorts under his Dacron trousers as they were leaving a visible line across his thighs which would show up in all the pictures!

Harold was incredibly proud of the pheasant he bagged and wanted to keep it on display in the living room indefinitely, but Marjorie but her foot down and declared that the only bird she wanted anywhere near her TV set was the NBC peacock!

Glenn thought he was getting a great portrait of his new burly physique, but he didn't count on Uncle Roger finding at least two more interesting things going on to the right of the frame, which wound up in the snapshot, while he was nearly cut out!

12/7/18

St. Jude Elementary made a habit of putting snapshots of all the new teaching assistants up on the cafeteria bulletin board so that students would get to know them more easily, but Cindy's lack of enthusiasm about her position - and the school - somehow managed to come through in her portrait.

A wayward pelican untied Gertrude's bathing suit straps, but she didn't have time to retie them before the timer on the camera went off, so she merely did a quick fold-over and hoped that the poly-cotton would hold up for a few more moments.

Auditions for male models in the new Elder-Beerman catalog were fierce in the extreme, resulting in a "pose-off" between friends Stu and Jerry. In the end, Jerry was selected because he had, of all things, better looking feet!

12/4/18

Penelope was highly reluctant to submit to her bath, but was beginning to smell a bit sour, so Harold decided to sneak up on her and try a new tack...

While he was retrieving his bride Mary June's garter, Dwayne decided to go ahead and see whether or not she'd worn panties on the big day. He gave a signal to his buddies, but they nonetheless had trouble determining what the status actually was!

Greta didn't really prefer this cafe over any other, but it was a rare one in which tea & biscuits also consisted of a doggie biscuit for her buddy Ralph.

Bonus Pic: As he prepped for the Mr. Athens Contest, Terry was lucky enough to land a landscaping job that allowed him to not only keep his muscles in shape, but helped him maintain his tan.

11/29/18

Annabelle just couldn't help it. While there was a drop or two of guilt in knowing that her coworker Shirleen was compiling a bridal registry while Annabelle was secretly seeing the groom-to-be, she was finally getting her back for all those hallway and locker room pranks when they were in high school together...

After his owner Wilbur complained about the cost of straw and feed, Mr. Ed attempted to help make ends meet by working as an office assistant. Unfortunately, the boss wasn't keen on saliva-covered memos and nose goo on the shared adding machine...

Right from the start of their blossoming relationship, there was tension between Ken and Larry because both of them wanted to drive and neither was keen on sitting in the passenger seat!

11/27/18

Weekends down at the Okefenokee Swamp combined two of Raedeen's favorite hobbies: sunbathing and cookin' up a mess of crawdads!

Hearing the telephone lineman pull his van up into the driveway, Roger readied himself for the inevitable ring of the doorbell...

Even though many in the village were skeptical, Raymond was no less adamant that he qualified for the annual ritual of the virgin sacrifice to the volcano...

11/22/18

Happy Thanksgiving from Krazy Kaptions!

Julianne thought perhaps she'd gotten an awfully large turkey for the holiday, but, after all, Jim liked turkey croquettes, turkey sandwiches and turkey hot brown and it was up to her hired lady Betty to carve the thing anyway...

And so Mrs. Alden brought Timmy, Mike, Rex and Jennifer into the dining room and demanded to know which one of them had left deep bite marks in the torso of the female pilgrim from her Thanksgiving centerpiece...

While the other pilgrims set about clearing the land and building their homes, the Mullins children determined that the very first thing they wanted in The New Land was a volleyball court!

Bonus Pic! May you have less trouble (and more help!) locating the wishbone than our dear Patty did. She started in on it before the company got there, which was one problem...!

11/20/18

Hugo and Jace were SO glad they picked out this spot on the shore of Lake Asbury, right near the ladies room and the drinking fountain. For them, it beat the view of the lake!

Raised on a farm, Celeste was used to being woken each morning by the crow of a cock. Now living in California, she was risen out of bed by the sounds of her neighbor Chad, up early each day to do his morning stretches and isometrics!

Tammy and Roy always wondered if they should admit to their children that their very first meeting had taken place on the plastic mat from a game of Twister. Somehow it never sounded as romantic as it felt at the time...

11/15/18

Celia happened upon a terrific new dating scheme. She'd don her flimsiest bikini and "accidentally" crash her bike into the fancy cars of eligible men. If they were a particularly good catch, she'd often lose her top in the process, too!

Philip, Terrence and Michael-Paul spent a long, fun day at the beach, but had a whale of a time explaining their unusual tan lines to their wives when the got back home...

Felicia enjoyed her visits with Aunt Hortense whenever her masters went away for the weekend, but it did disturb her that Hortense was making attempts to train her as an attack dog!

11/13/18

The Jonathan-Christopher Theatre Initiative was known for both its unusual approach to Shakespearean plays such as "As You Like It," shown here, as well as some long-lasting and rather notorious cast parties!

Initially after expulsion from The Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve roughed it in the wilderness for a while, but with perseverance they were eventually able to do a land-lease on a three bedroom/two bath ranch in a suburb of Goshen, Ohio...

Despite all the chatter about how they never got along, there were indeed times backstage during the filming of My Little Chickadee that Mae West and W.C. Fields got along rather well, such as in this unpublished photograph taken after some wardrobe fittings.

11/8/18

Melvin didn't think too much of Edwina as a golfer, but he brought her along for the front nine because not only did she provide some welcome company, but she'd always been pretty good at locating his balls...

Though she ordinarily enjoyed being babysat by Great Aunt Frances and Great Aunt Harleen, Erica rather swiftly changed her mind on the day they offered her this choice of swimming options: a baby pool filled with ice-cold water or a trash can filled with warm!

All the work that Stefanie's mother put into picking just the right fabric and sewing her dress for the Miss Sunshine Pageant was for nothing when the young lady failed to maintain a smile during the competition and even smirked during an interview question.

11/6/18

Jim's party was such a success that it spilled over from the living room and dining area into the kitchen, but Lorena and Miles were disappointed that it was too crowded to dance in there...

Violet and Chet's wedding was one of the rare cases in which the bridal party outnumbered the guest list, making the banquet hall a bit low-key as the invitees waited for pictures to be snapped outside!

Though competition was fierce for the title of Mr. Fort Bragg, it was at last down to two contestants and in a few moments the winner would be declared.