6/26/13

Ramon loved his new bride Sheila's hairstyle, not only for its inherent beauty, but also because it helped draw her head back into the perfect position for a post-nuptial smooch (or twelve!)

A shot from page five of the now-defunct catalog company Virginia's Secret, whose broad range of products also included bulk cigarettes, hair mousse and elbow exfoliant.

Bruce frantically sought to get in shape before the 4th Annual Clinton County Iron Man competition rolled around again.  His rank the first three years had been 23rd, 19th and 17th, respectively, but this was going to be his year.

Emotions ran high as General Mills held another round of auditions for the role of Sprout, Green Giant's diminutive sidekick, who would be on hand at various grocery store grand openings, vegetable trade fairs and be visible in print advertisements.

It's not that Sherilyn didn't like the privacy fence that Wayne had constructed at her insistence.  It's just that she had specifically requested that it be built higher than her hair and Wayne had underestimated the styling trends that spring.

This Christmas, Clifton was dreaming of a 12K gold ID bracelet, but Jerry already knew that Santa was actually going to be delivering him a vest that was two sizes bigger than the one he currently owned.

The record player was stacked and ready to go, the popcorn was popped, the fridge was stocked with RC cola and Liz was all set for her annual Girl's-Night-In Pajama Party.