Friday, April 24, 2015

4/24/15

Having made off with $8,650 from the Bank of Marshall County in West Virginia, Connie and Clive were just far enough ahead of the sheriff that they could stop at the state line and thumb their nose at him before reaching immunity.
Sarah Furterer had the good fortune to be heir to her father Frank's family business and once she'd gotten a handle on exactly what it took to operate a wiener company, he knew she'd rise to the occasion and be a sturdy leader for the company.
It all seemed so innocent to Roz at first, just hold out some bits of shortbread for the local fauna from the back stoop... but once they made their way inside, things got ugly with their droppings on the living room carpet and hoof holes in most of the walls. Then there was that incident with her husband George and the wayward antler...
File photo from the Rosedale, Maryland police and fire rescue archive, taken moments before the candles on her Uncle Wally's birthday cake set Tracy Larkin's lacquered bouffant on fire. 
And so Dale learned the hard way not to combine birthday gifts while playing, since his ventriloquist dummy Myron kept giving him terrible directions that never even allowed him to make it out of the living room on his tricycle!
One of Sylvie and Weeona's favorite places to visit was Crampano Beach, though it never seemed to fail that there was a decided lack of available lounge chairs, making it an often snug day by the shore and providing some unusual tan lines in the process!
It did take eleven minutes for her to locate it and reach exactly the angle she wanted, but in the end Clarice did find the pool jet that put a smile on her face for the rest of the afternoon.

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

I know you're expecting me to comment on Tracy's fabulous hair... but I can't! That creepy ventriloquist doll (an oxymoron if ever there was one!) has got me hiding under the bed.

I fear poor Dale never made it to his 12th birthday!

Poseidon3 said...

LOL Clowns and "dummies" tend to be creepfests, don't they? I had a Charlie McCarthy as a kid and though it intrigued me during the day, it spooked the shit out of me at night. He couldn't be left sitting u and facing out.... Did you notice Tracy's last name and how it relates to her first? ;-)