4/17/15

It took Karla and Suzanne a full week of "business" being down before they realized that maybe they'd chosen the wrong corner at which to sell their goods. Once they avoided the bait shop, they really got rolling again!

Knowing that Frank would be brandishing his Instamatic camera at The Kovack Christmas Cocktail Party, Sheila and Mary Ann limited themselves to only two Zesta saltines with a sliced cherry tomato apiece so that they'd come out lithe in the snapshots.

As his wife Melinda continued to regale everyone with remarks about how wimpy and useless her husband was, Wally considered whether or not to tap her on the shoulder to remind her that he was, after all, sitting right there!

Eager to avoid a lawsuit after Paco their poodle bit part of the ankle off of door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman Kirby Hoover, The Klophenheimers (Paco included) soothed him with a cool, refreshing sidecar, a delicious helping of chicken ala king and a relaxing shoulder massage...

Evelyn had been through this before with prankster George and, thus, refused to comply when he kept urging her to "scoot back" again and again during this portrait at Vizcaya.

As the family photo albums confirmed, the die was cast long ago for Freddie. It seemed preordained from the time Carolee moved in across the street that she'd be leading him by the nose in every situation from their first meeting to their first date to their eventual wedding.