Wednesday, March 18, 2015

3/18/15

Happy 300th Post at Krazy Kaptions!

Even though their air-conditioning had gone out on this sweltering July evening, melting things left and right, Carolee still wanted to give Stymie a romantic dinner. It was a real head-scratcher, though, when he complimented her wax beans when she hadn't even prepared any!
Marian was on to Sal's old tricks. He'd ask her a pressing question while she was in the shower and then when she pulled back the curtain, he'd snap a picture for his collection, but this time she decided only to give him a little bit of head.
Jodelle and Roy could see that little Brooke just loved her new babysitter Burl, but no one could have guessed what would happen that fateful day. The temperature soared to 62 degrees and when they came home, Brooke was sitting in the same spot all alone with two considerable puddles under her!
Chet looked forward to bringing his car in to Rusty's Auto Shed for a front-end alignment and some tire rotation, though even Rusty thought that once a week was far too frequent for these types of services to be rendered and wondered why he was attracting so much business...
Our Lady of Deference Hospital in Bern, Switzerland had suffered a real problem with a string of nurses becoming unwed mothers while on the job, so administrator Karl Morheim declared that the next round of staff (shown here) should be one in which this would likely be far less of an issue...
Grandma Trixie indeed adored her grandchildren, but deep down she knew that one reason they were all this tight was because of the static cling whipped up by the combination of her Dacron polyester pant suit and her new Nylon family room carpet. Everyone was shocked when it came time to part...

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