3/25/15

File photo of Millicent just after her fourth Singapore Sling, but just prior to her taking the maracas off the wall and beginning her own special New Year's Eve dance, which resulted in a frenzied melee. Damage to the Mongolian Tea Room Banquet Hall:  $678.43.

Everyone thought that Earl was proceeding with the removal of Sheree's garter ahead of schedule and ran around the gift table to witness it, but in actuality Sheree had lost so much weight in anticipation of the big day that her now too-big panties slid down and she called upon him for help!

For years, everyone wanted to know the secret of Joey Votto's screwball pitch, but it wasn't until this snapshot was unearthed that people found out the way a childhood interest in tools, like this screwdriver, had played a part in his preparation and training.

Child safety restrictions had always been a bit looser in The Philippines than in the U.S., thus Arianne and Griselda were permitted to let Tony and Simon ride on the side of the car for short distances. So long as Arianne didn't go over 20 mph or make any really sudden turns, they usually got to their destinations in one piece, albeit usually a tad late...

Valerie had seen it all before, but Ray was more than taken aback by the dominatrix costume that Sheila sometimes donned for special evenings at home and he stood ready to defend himself against anything!

Smoky the Clown took a break in the arcade between acts. Sadly, when some stray embers set the carpet on fire, the fire brigade only consisted of some other clowns who came tearing into the room on a small engine, tossing buckets of glitter and confetti on the flames!