3/27/15

Andre was very proud of his new semi-convertible sports car and it was said that anyone who wanted to take a spin in it with him (such as Frederic, seen here) had to jump through hoops in order to win a seat...

Billy's grandma, Mary Kay Arden, was more than a little fixated on maintaining her youthful looks, even well up into her seventies, but many folks thought that she took things a little far with her favorite, and very exclusive, vanishing cream.

Now fully grown up, after years of being picked on at school by some of the neighborhood toughs, David Harleyson was keen on showing how cool he could be with his new ride. Unfortunately, his piddling salary down at Schwinn's Dry Goods Store meant that he wasn't able to afford a real hog.

The biggest surprise at the 4th Annual Hanes Charity Waltz-Off was not that Arthur and Melvin entered the competition as a couple, but that they WON!

Diondra had wanted nothing more than to ride a horsey and her mother even duded her out in custom made chaps and a vest, but no one had expected for her to be placed on Ol' Thunderclap, who proceeded to dart all across the ranch violently, before coming to a halt by this corner garden for a quick snack.

As happy as all the children were to meet the Easter Bunny, it became clear that perhaps he should have paraded around the dance floor after the kids broke out into their time-step to "Here Comes Peter Cottontail" so that they wouldn't have to (unsuccessfully) dodge the little rabbit pellets he'd dropped during his visit!