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| Ida Mae brought her three puppies home from Just Petting and couldn't decide if Ruffio was merely a runt or if she needed to take him back for a refund... |
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| And so thus began the fourth annual board meeting of the Greater Nyack Spirit Committee and Welcome Wagon, in which Agnes, Rowena, Jessie, Beryl and Margaret Ann set forth the guidelines for incorporating new homeowners into the community... |
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| Filbert Wainscoat felt that his mother had fastened his uniform belt too tightly, but after the fiasco during the prior week's marching band competition, she wasn't about to take any chances. |
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I hope I'm wrong, but I have a gut feeling that this Welcome Wagon comes with a few burning crosses, a slew of anti-Semitic slurs, and some Ruth Buzzi-like purse beatings upon unsuspecting homosexuals.
Jessie tries to keep a lot of that in check, but, um, yeah...
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