Thursday, March 14, 2019

3/14/19

Bernadette chose this particular Saturday to reveal her new European two-piece to the world. Husband Roger was all in, but daughter Stephanie remained skeptical...
It may have been because Carole was keeping pace on the Coors with hubby Gerald and his brother Walt, but suddenly she felt a sense of indefinable spirituality with regards to her mate and from this point forward she put her total faith in him and obeyed his every desire...
Since his wife Myrna had been bellyaching for weeks that Cliff never did anything surprising or spontaneous with her, he bought some mail-order undies from Total U and decided to spring them on her after their next Friday night evening of romance.

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Based on how unkempt his TV tray station is (boxes, mug, and all), I wouldn't be surprised if Cliff's underwear were in fact ketchup-stained (as opposed to heart-speckled.)

Poseidon3 said...

He's trying to use that one, poor, flimsy TV tray as a coffee table or nightstand! LOL Poor thing. Just never can win...