12/27/16

For a few years in the mid-80s, Rhett and Cory had found success as the bubble gum pop act Willy Nilly, but eventually the end came courtesy of Rhett's new girlfriend Ono Yoyo, who began to commandeer all of his time under the pretense of needing to take publicity photos of him.

Having successfully faked his death for fifteen years or so at this point, Elvis would occasionally step out to the House of Wax and revisit some of his glory days as well as those of his showbiz peers such as Marilyn Monroe...

Although he knew in his heart that it was true love, Randall did worry just a little bit on that first trip back home just how accepting his Church of the Nazarene family was going to be of his new bride Rosalind.

Bonus Pic:  Morehead, Kentucky's first set of exotic male dancers went by the name of Meltdown until the fateful day when Darien (far left) caught his hair on fire near one of the candelabra's in a nightclub. Afterwards, the group struggled under the name Tight Ashes before finally disbanding.