11/21/14

As a member of one of Johnstown's leading families, Charlie Highwater felt it was his duty to help any fellow residents in need. So after church, he put on these trousers to head down to Fathom Street where sandbags were currently about to give way to a rising river...

Everyone agreed that this year's Keno Club holiday pageant was far and away the most festive, so a decision was made to book Santa and the Clausettes for two more years in advance!

Somehow, without even their realizing it, repeated unintentional meetings on the same park bench involving back issues of Science Digest, pigeon feeding, word search puzzles and the occasional bead-stringing had ultimately led to a passionate maelstrom of overwhelming lust between Sherman and Denise.

Whenever the urge took them, Kurt and Helga would burst into a spirited polka, always taking care not to knock over any of her doll collection. Unfortunately, no such precautions were ever considered when it came to the wall sconce....

Regardless of the fact that their sofa was quite comfy, Armando, Dolores and their daughter Marguerite preferred to pile onto the armchair because it afforded a far better angle when viewing the newest episodes of "The Adventures of Zorro" on their portable 17" Philco television.

As they headed into the hotel elevator on the way to their reception, Marnie and Ted were so concerned that her veil not be caught in the doors that they forgot to pay careful attention to the bottom of her bouquet! Thus, visitors to the lobby were greeted with an unplanned petal-strewn trail leading from the elevator up to the banquet hall entrance!