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| Penelope was in charge of the school cafeteria's mashed potato output until it was discovered that only 45% of them were making their way to the food line. After this, she was transferred to succotash and, eventually, silverware-napkin rolling. |
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| Ladawn was bemused but cooperative when Richie had her recreate the Mona Lisa, annoyed but compliant when he asked her to stand next to him and recreate American Gothic, but there was no way in hell she was going to replicate this latest piece of artwork he had unearthed! |
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| Everyone except Fern had an assigned duty during the annual baking of the Beam Sisters' Pecan Bourbon Gem cookies, but that's because she typically finished off any leftover booze from the bottle and needed to stand close to a wall for support... |
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| The Stickler Family went further than most when toilet training their young. For example, Amy Lee was instructed to wipe more than just herself clean after a visit to "the chair!" |
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| What seemed like a simple (not to mention safe!) croquet shot by Millie nonetheless took a side-winding leap which required George to pay an unexpected and costly Saturday afternoon visit to Dr. Duncan Davis Jr., the town optometrist... |
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| While on the surface it seemed as if Melody was good-natured about her growing doll collection, it was later revealed that those who acted out of turn or sassed her back wound up hanging indefinitely with a hook in its back until such time when it might behave properly again! |
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