7/14/14

After weeks and months of enduring condescending sneers from the two rhinestone-collared poodles that lived one block down from her, Matilda could now take pleasure in knowing that it was her turn to gloat, for she had the largest and most elaborately decorated doggie bed in Shepherdsville.

Hiram came so close to winning the 3rd Annual Mr. Private Parts Contest at Fort Bragg, but his ill-advised sock garters resulted in runner-up status. Jim (middle) came in third and for the second time in a row, Chet took top honors.

True, it had been forty long years since they first founded the Abernathy Del Sarte Clog-Jigging Society, but reunions had continued to provide merriment for Velda, Mary Sue, Patricia and Lilianne ever since.

Kelly had been instructed to scrape the bottom of the marina for sunken treasure, but was saddened to find that after 20 minutes of diving the only thing she came up with was a cranky little boy named Patrick who would soon become her adoptive brother!

A rare moment of peace and docility for little Lucifer, who ordinarily drove his mother, Mrs. Samhain, to distraction with a whole series of mischief and mayhem...

This was quite a big day for little Kevin, who was christened once at the church and then christened once more by Terrence on the floor of the living room!