Wednesday, August 28, 2013

8/28/13

Jim and his fiancee Helena were always welcome at all of The Woodson's family get-togethers, even if Helena's hair blocked 60% of the light from the family room lamp....
And so another one of Therese's festive holiday dinners was spoiled because a tipsy Richard mistook the hall closet for the bathroom.
Residents at Easy Nook Retirement Village always looked forward to social director Clarice's parties, especially Halloween when she sometimes broke out her now-tight to the point of tearing Playboy Club cocktail waitress uniform.
Evelyn often enjoyed whiling away afternoons at Mrs. McGregor's house and was up for any game she chose, but on this dress-up day she politely excused herself and then ran for the hills when she spotted a cauldron of boiling water with carrots, potatoes and onions in it!
Lori knew that meeting a celebrity in person could sometimes be a let-down, but nothing had prepared her for the dejection of running into famed Russian ballet dancer Rudi Balenkoff outside the theatre.
Allison thought she'd made herself clear that she didn't want any more stinkin' colored tights again for her birthday and as she picked up and squeezed the first present, the stream of heartfelt threats began.

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