8/14/13

Even in their free time away from the circus, the famed tightrope act The Amazing Slipshods were so closely knit that they would often browse stores or attend local events in their performance formation.

The Tannenbaum children enjoyed performing the live nativity each year, inheriting new roles every so often as they grew, yet no matter who played who, Carol the angel always had to change baby Jesus' diapers...

Stu somehow thought that his wedding reception with Lorraine was as good a time as any to suavely inform her that he'd just so happened to get her sister Judy pregnant several months before.

After one look at the tidal wave of toasters and blenders that Renee and Jeffrey received on their big day, Renee was relieved that Jeff had been promoted to second assistant manager of the Wee-Stor-It storage facility as their apartment only had four cabinets in it and one 2' x 5' counter-top.

Doreen found out the hard way, and on one of the summer's hottest days, that she'd finally outgrown the slide that her father had put up four years prior.

Over and over again at his electronics shop, Lawrence had to make it clear to customers that the purchase of his state-of-the-art stereo equipment did NOT include the 2 x 3 photograph of his girlfriend Angelique.